Bruggin’ Out

When Bert gets interested in something, he really goes all out. He’s been this way since primary school. I remember because of that time he refused to put away his bum bag full of marbles during the infamous marble craze of 1996. It exploded during PE, Francine Bickleton slipped on a galaxy bonker and broke …

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Positively Angelic

I think the posties have started to cotton on. It’s taken them long enough, given the number of large packages sent to my address in black and violet paper, my postal details written in silver calligraphy. They’ve taken to pressing the doorbell and rapidly scurrying up the drive before I have time to answer, leaving …

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