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Cyberspace Property

You know, they say what happens in the virtual world…doesn’t matter. And it stays there…because it doesn’t matter. But I’ve been playing Over-Botch for a while now, and I find my job there more fulfilling than anything I’ve ever encountered in the real world. In the desert of the real, I stack boxes. It’s really …

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Running Scared

I really don’t understand orthotics, on account of me being a spooky skeleton. I understand that feet are very important, but I simply can’t remember if I took any care of mine while I was alive, and it’s far too late now. I don’t think they make orthotics in my size, and it’s totally moot …

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Positively Angelic

I think the posties have started to cotton on. It’s taken them long enough, given the number of large packages sent to my address in black and violet paper, my postal details written in silver calligraphy. They’ve taken to pressing the doorbell and rapidly scurrying up the drive before I have time to answer, leaving …

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Faraway Marquee Solutions

I wish the CPRC would just decide where they’d like to rebuild Church Park. You would think that they’re just building a new little township in the place where the old Church Park used to be, but even that’s getting a bit fuzzy. We’re getting different versions of the blueprints, some of them very different …

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Rangers in CARS

People say that Powerful Rangers started to go downhill in that series where they drove cars. And yeah, alright, I get it. It was supposed to be a series about park rangers with powerful quad muscles from all the hiking, and the defining feature of the whole thing was environmentalism. Giving the rangers cars sort …

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Rhino-vation

Following trends has never been my bag. I’m the type of guy who likes to go after the buried treasure, attempt the impossible, and root for the underdog. You’re not likely to find me buying into something just because Joe Schmo has done it. It is this, I believe, that’s got me where I am …

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Watch Those Values

I just got an email from my landlord saying that I’m behind in my payments… by eleven cents! I honestly don’t know how this could’ve happened. I’m so careful when it comes to money. I always double and triple and quadruple check that I’ve entered the right amounts, and then I do the same to …

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What Lies Below

I keep telling the guys that I’m telling the truth, and I wouldn’t lie about something like this, but they still think I’m making it up. Yeah, yeah, people find weird things in the sewers and it gets them on the local news, but seriously, I DID find something. Ten years of sewer work, and …

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No Touch!

My car kit has some very strict rules, rules which I am only too happy to enforce with extreme prejudice. The sweet treats have to be ones that last the longest, with NO mints because mints are evil. All my tools out the back have to be colour-coded royal blue. The wet wipes must never …

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