Driving from Sydney to Cairns for Christmas might sound a bit crazy, but… yeah, you’re right, it is crazy. So why do I do every year, without fail? I guess it’s because I have a screw loose, which isn’t surprising given the family that awaits me up in the sunshine state. They’re all off their …
Angry antlers flail Christmas cheer turns dark with rage Rudolph, drop the mic! Look, I compose haikus to help me get through life’s darker moments. We’re still a good way off Christmas, thankfully, but I just know that they’re going to try the Christmas parade again, and it’s going to be a disaster. Again. There …
People say that Powerful Rangers started to go downhill in that series where they drove cars. And yeah, alright, I get it. It was supposed to be a series about park rangers with powerful quad muscles from all the hiking, and the defining feature of the whole thing was environmentalism. Giving the rangers cars sort …
My car kit has some very strict rules, rules which I am only too happy to enforce with extreme prejudice. The sweet treats have to be ones that last the longest, with NO mints because mints are evil. All my tools out the back have to be colour-coded royal blue. The wet wipes must never …